eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

Anonymous asked: you look so much like my sister. every time you pop up on my dash I think you're her and then I have to remember her icon isn't even of her face

Really?? Thats pretty cool :O. Sorry for confusing you with my face :-p

http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/89900974739/i-got-bored-on-the-plane-and-realised-my-ipad-had «

danisnotonfire:

i got bored on the plane and realised my ipad had photobooth then discovered the ‘kaleidoscope’ effect

here is my collection of images that are funny/disturbing as i intended but also imo artistically profound

1) eyelluminati
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2) nose roulette

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3) ear shuriken

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4) more ears

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5)…

spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

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